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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

HP Dimension with Google Beam Takes Virtual Collaboration to the Next Level at InfoComm 2025 - HP.com

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This T-Mobile free phone offer may be its hottest deal yet - TheStreet

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What would be the likely consequences if the Canadian Premier Doug Ford makes good on his threats to "cut off energy and critical mineral exports" to the US to retaliate against potential tariffs?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Georgia-Alabama game time, TV Network among those announced by ESPN - DawgNation

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

'Happy Days' star Henry Winkler took Marlee Matlin in after difficult relationship with William Hurt - AOL.com

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

The "Tooth Hurty" Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish - Defector

No go.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Practice Report (6/9): Notes from the sideline - New York Giants