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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:22

Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Adam Scott, nearly 45 years old, with chance to redefine career on U.S. Open Sunday - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Summer Game Fest 2025 LIVE: Everything announced during the gaming showcase - Tom's Guide
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This T-Mobile free phone offer may be its hottest deal yet - TheStreet
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Georgia-Alabama game time, TV Network among those announced by ESPN - DawgNation
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
—
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
The "Tooth Hurty" Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish - Defector
No go.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Practice Report (6/9): Notes from the sideline - New York Giants